"Joke of the Day" Thread

fastjudy

haha...what fish meant was is the dwarf not happy about the fact that he is a dwarf or his car got hit from behind!

田鱼

引用第79楼combo于2007-09-13 08:27发表的:
I don't catch the meaning

Remember "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"? Check out their names.

fastjudy

引用第81楼田鱼于2007-09-13 10:15发表的:


Remember "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"? Check out their names.

OOppss... proves that i didn't read snow white... Apologies Combo for the misinterpretation...

combo

引用第82楼fastjudy于2007-09-13 13:20发表的:


OOppss... proves that i didn't read snow white... Apologies Combo for the misinterpretation...

never mind dear monk   

combo

引用第81楼田鱼于2007-09-13 10:15发表的:


Remember "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"? Check out their names.

I found their names.

Seven Dwarfs:

Dopey: the youngest, sweetest, and silliest of the seven, and the only one to be completely bald and beardless; wears a too large lime green tunic and purple cap.


Grumpy: the grouchiest and most curmudgeonly of the group, though even he is supremely devoted to the beautiful Snow White; wears a red tunic, long white hair and beard.


Doc: the only one of the dwarfs to wear glasses (so presumably the most intellectual); wears an orange-brown tunic, long white hair and beard.


Happy: the most rotund of the dwarfs; wears a brownish two-tone tunic, yellow cap, long white hair and beard.


Bashful: evokes his bashful nature through a classic pose of shyness (hands clasped behind back, shoulders slightly raised, eyes upturned); sometimes difficult to distinguish between Sneezy and Sleepy; depicted in purple tunic and magenta cap (on video), as well as long white hair and beard.


Sneezy: frequently shown with one finger underneath his nose, as if trying to stifle a sneeze; sometimes difficult to distinguish between Sleepy and Bashful; wears a yellow-brown tunic, long white hair and beard.


Sleepy: perhaps the most difficult to differentiate between Sleepy and Bashful, though he wears a perpetually sleepy looking, heavily lidded expression on his face; wears a brownish tunic, green cap, long white hair and beard.

So it's really an interesting joke .     

combo

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

田鱼

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my
father, "I'm very sorry. We did everything we could...but he pulled through."

What a childhood I had, why, when I took my first step, my old man tripped
me!

I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never
came back!

I asked my old man if I could go ice-skating on the lake. He told me, "Wait
til it gets warmer."

When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the
kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or
you'll see your kid again."

I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent back a piece of my finger
to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting on his lap. He was in the
electric chair.

Once when I was lost I saw a policeman and asked him to help me find my
parents. I said to him, "Do you think we'll ever find them?" He said, "I don't
know kid. There are so many places they can hide."

Last week I saw my psychiatrist. I told him, "Doc, I keep thinking I'm a
dog." He told me to get off his couch.

With my dog I don't get no respect. He keeps barking at the front door. He
don't want to go out. He wants me to leave.

Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide." He told
me from now on I have to pay in advance.

I tell ya, my wife was never nice. On our first date, I asked her if I could
give her a goodnight kiss on the cheek - she bent over!

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

A girl phoned me and said, "Come on over. There's nobody home." I went over.
Nobody was home!

One day as I came home early from work, I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to
the guy, "Hey buddy...why are you doing that for?" He said, "Because you
came home early."

I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once,
"Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing
up. What's wrong with me? He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is
perfect."

My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him, "If you don't mind, I'd
like a second opinion." He said, "All right. You're ugly too!"

fastjudy

Kekeke...another good one, fish!

combo

FISH, FISH, Joke of the day, not Joke of the month

山祖

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