"Joke of the Day" Thread

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A man gets home,screeches his car into the driveway,runs into the house,slams the door,
and shouts,"honey,pack your bags!I just won the damn lottery!"
"Oh,my god!"screams his wife."What should i pack,beach stuff or mountain stuff?"
"It doesn't matter,"the husband yells back,"just get the hell out!"

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After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, British scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in the UK newspapers read:

"British archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots."

One week later, "The Nordic Klub," a Bismarck , North Dakota newsletter, reported the following:

"After digging as deep as 30 meters in corn fields near Bismarck, Ole Johnson, a self taught archeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Ole has therefore concluded that 300 years ago North Dakota had already gone wireless."

Ⅰan

引用第9楼田鱼于2007-01-26 07:58发表的:


Well, there are reasons why men exist...

These picture are very very interesting   i like it

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goshawk

引用第74楼田鱼于2007-07-29 04:25发表的:
    

Why?
For needs meeting.

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A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to
go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she
grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.

She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came
over to take her order. She asked,

"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"

The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few
seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six
cups to me."

"Oh good!" the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two
regular, two black and two decaf."

combo

mixture coffee always tastes good   

田鱼

I crashed my car into the back of another at a traffic light this morning.
The guy got out of his car and he was a dwarf!
He said "I'm not happy!"
So I said "Well, which one are you then?"

combo

I don't catch the meaning