"Joke of the Day" Thread

bazzer

that's just wrong! hahaah

getting the baby to lick a man's tits...

grosss ahhhhhhhh!!!!

fastjudy

引用第100楼bazzer于2008-03-08 13:28发表的:
that's just wrong! hahaah

getting the baby to lick a man's tits...

grosss ahhhhhhhh!!!!

Eerr...you mean "suck"?

bazzer

same difference... HAHAHAHA

田鱼

A blonde guy, Mexican guy, and Irish guy, were all sitting on a scaffold next to a tall building eating lunch. The Mexican guy says, " If I have 1 more burrito for lunch, I will jump to my death." The Irish guy says, "If I have 1 more cabbage roll I will jump to my death." The blonde guy says, "If I have 1 more bologna sandwich, I will jump to my death." The next day the Mexican guy opens his lunchbox and sees a burrito so he jumps to his death. The Irish guy opens his lunchbox and sees a cabbage roll so he jumps to his death. The blonde guy opens his lunchbox and sees a bologna sandwich so he jumps to his death. At the funeral,the three wives were standing around the tombstones. The Mexican guy's wife says, "If I'd known he disliked burritos so much, I would have made him a taco instead." The Irish guy's wife says, "If I'd known he disliked cabbage rolls so much, I would have made him corned beef and cabbage instead." The blonde guy's wife said, "Don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

田鱼

One day a blonde, a brunette and a redhead went to a swimming pool and they all decided to go on the water slide. When they got to the top a genie appeared and said 'if you go down that slide and shout whatever you want you'll get it at the bottom!' So first the brunette went down first and shouted 'GOLD!' and it appeared for her. The redhead went down next and shouted 'SILVER' and it appeared at the bottom. Finally it was the blonde's turn. She went down the slide and shouted 'wheeeeee!'

bazzer

lol....

its a sterotype that blonde chicks are stupid.

tehehehehe.

田鱼

Don and Wally spent one night having drinks at the local bar. Wally was too drunk to drive so Don offered to take him home. Don helped Wally up the stairs to his apartment, then guided him into the bedroom. Don turned to leave and saw a big brass gong and a mallet. "Why do you have a gong?", he asked. Wally said, "That's not a gong. It's a talking clock." "Seriously?", Don asked. Wally said, "Yep." Don stared at it and finally asked Wally, "How does it work?" Wally said, "Watch." He picked up the mallet and swung it at the gong, which reverberated with an ear-shattering noise. Don and Wally looked at each other for a few seconds and then someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You idiot! It's two-thirty in the morning!"

hyy5445

hahah, funny

田鱼

Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging of how great their fathers are.

The first one says, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He can fire an arrow, and start to run, I tell you, he gets there before the arrow."

The second boy says, "Ha! You think that's fast! My father is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the bullet!"

The third one listens to the other two and shakes his head. He then says, "You two know nothing about speed. My father Danny is a Postal Worker. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!!"

swann

引用第108楼田鱼于2008-07-06 06:00发表的:
"You two know nothing about speed. My father Danny is a Postal Worker. He stops working at 4:30 and he is home by 3:45!!"
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ahahahahahaha