Top Ten Ways You Know That Last Crash Was Painful

田鱼

10. You got a pinchflat in your shorts.

9. Your clavicle now works like a quick-release.

8. You must ask your riding buddy to pre-chew your Powerbar.

7. You're retracing your path down the mountain to reclaim enough material for a skin graft.

6. You wake up not knowing your name, but you do know what a Blue Spruce tastes like.

5. You discover your knee pads were torn off, then you realize you weren't wearing knee pads.

4. You can't find your mini-pump, but your chamois now whistles when you walk.

3. You've accidentally reset your trip computer with your teeth.

2. You start thinking; "A cellular phone is actually a handy accessory for a mountain bike."

.. And the number one reason You Know That Last Crash Was Painful is...

1. You say, "Forget those $90.00 rims. I've just tacoed my Oakleys!!"

田鱼

BTW, I just hugged a tree yesterday...

fastjudy

Apparently a lot of them who went to the jiang su mountain bike race hugged a tree...

calvinsonic

Lol tree hugers!!Tryin to plant more trees and save the world...haha jkjk

the most painful crash i had was i realized i was gliding along the trial on my helmet

fastjudy

The most painful experience for me was a face plant.... thank god it was just grass and some soft soil or i'll be disfigured...but still painful

田鱼

引用第4楼fastjudy于2007-05-15 11:36发表的:
The most painful experience for me was a face plant.... thank god it was just grass and some soft soil or i'll be disfigured...but still painful

hoho you had a very good chance to taco your Oakleys

fastjudy

引用第5楼田鱼于2007-05-15 19:55发表的:


hoho you had a very good chance to taco your Oakleys

hahaha...you can say that again!

zhumao28

@suzhou I fell into the bush and guess what~
I got 2 big holes on my jersey