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作者: joe.chen 时间: 2008-6-21 19:55
标题: ZT当夫妻遭遇qi犯
逃犯从被关押十五年的监狱逃跑了，他闯入了一个民宅寻找食物和钱，却发现一对年轻的夫妻在床上。于是他命令丈夫下床，然后他又将妻子捆绑在床上，并长长地吻了她的脖子，然后走进了厕所。
当逃犯在厕所的时候，丈夫对妻子说：听着，这人一定是逃犯，只要看他的衣服就知道，他一定在监狱时间太久，好多年都没有见过女人，他从亲吻你的脖子的样子就能看得出来，如果他要和你上床，千万不要抵抗，不要抱怨，按他说的去做，不管他如何你，都要满足他的要求。如果他发怒的话，可能会将我们都杀了。你一定要挺住，宝贝，我爱你。
妻子说：他并没有亲吻我的脖子，而是在我耳边轻声说话，他告诉我他是同性恋，，而且他觉得你很可爱，还问我家里有没有凡士林，我告诉他在厕所里，你一定要挺住啊，宝贝，我也爱你。

作者: koike 时间: 2008-6-21 20:09
看过了...........
PS:SF~~~

顶~~~

作者: cycloneeric 时间: 2008-6-21 20:51
我操~

這對夫妻行的~

作者: 小虹口 时间: 2008-6-21 20:54
...=、=
患难见真情啊

作者: 虔虔 时间: 2008-6-21 21:07

[s:4] [s:4] [s:4]

8滴汗是我的招牌~

作者: resting 时间: 2008-6-21 21:30
看人家的那幽默感，鋼鋼的~

作者: kalakala 时间: 2008-6-21 21:52
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *******,"
She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . You explain the kids."

作者: koike 时间: 2008-6-21 22:19
.....................
上面这个更强...............

[s:4] [s:4] [s:4] (8滴)

作者: kalakala 时间: 2008-6-21 22:25

引用第6楼kalakala于2008-06-21 21:52发表的:
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *******,"
She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
.......

刚刚才在印度阿三的网站找考试资料，没想到找到了这个............

作者: frank88 时间: 2008-6-22 10:59

引用第6楼kalakala于2008-06-21 21:52发表的:
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.

She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated leisure device... A vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent *******,"
She screamed at him, "How could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
.......

PFPF~~!

作者: 会飞的黑猫 时间: 2008-6-23 13:15

引用第8楼kalakala于2008-06-21 22:25发表的:

刚刚才在印度阿三的网站找考试资料，没想到找到了这个............

好强啊，运气竟然这么好啊~~~~

作者: 贝多芬 时间: 2008-6-23 13:41

俺也是8滴汗

作者: star_saga 时间: 2008-6-25 13:06
........这个，的确是强中自有强中手啊

作者: jay.fan 时间: 2008-6-25 21:43
顶了~~

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