Top Ten Ways You Know That Last Crash Was Painful
10. You got a pinchflat in your shorts.9. Your clavicle now works like a quick-release.
8. You must ask your riding buddy to pre-chew your Powerbar.
7. You're retracing your path down the mountain to reclaim enough material for a skin graft.
6. You wake up not knowing your name, but you do know what a Blue Spruce tastes like.
5. You discover your knee pads were torn off, then you realize you weren't wearing knee pads.
4. You can't find your mini-pump, but your chamois now whistles when you walk.
3. You've accidentally reset your trip computer with your teeth.
2. You start thinking; "A cellular phone is actually a handy accessory for a mountain bike."
.. And the number one reason You Know That Last Crash Was Painful is...
1. You say, "Forget those $90.00 rims. I've just tacoed my Oakleys!!" BTW, I just hugged a tree yesterday... Apparently a lot of them who went to the jiang su mountain bike race hugged a tree... Lol tree hugers!!Tryin to plant more trees and save the world...haha jkjk
the most painful crash i had was i realized i was gliding along the trial on my helmet The most painful experience for me was a face plant.... thank god it was just grass and some soft soil or i'll be disfigured...but still painful 引用第4楼fastjudy于2007-05-15 11:36发表的:
The most painful experience for me was a face plant.... thank god it was just grass and some soft soil or i'll be disfigured...but still painful
hoho you had a very good chance to taco your Oakleys 引用第5楼田鱼于2007-05-15 19:55发表的:
hoho you had a very good chance to taco your Oakleys
hahaha...you can say that again! @suzhou I fell into the bush and guess what~
I got 2 big holes on my jersey
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