fastjudy 发表于 2007-3-5 10:00:50

Hehehe...the one on top is goooodddddd.....

田鱼 发表于 2007-3-18 04:05:10

Double standards

calvinsonic 发表于 2007-3-19 00:06:24

引用第41楼田鱼于2007-03-18 04:05发表的:
Double standards
this is racist, RACIST!!!
lol

fastjudy 发表于 2007-3-19 11:55:21

bro...i think you meant sexist!

calvinsonic 发表于 2007-3-19 18:43:36

indeed....i have no idea why i wrote racist lol

田鱼 发表于 2007-3-24 07:36:55

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

Intrigued, she asked."How can you tell them apart?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

田鱼 发表于 2007-3-24 07:46:08

A man with no arms and no legs is out lying on the beach
One day, enjoying his chance to get some sun. All of
A sudden, a beautiful woman walks by and stops. "You
Poor man," she says. "I bet you've never been kissed
Have you?"

The man has to admit, no, he never has, so she bends
Down and plants a good one right on the mouth.

A few minutes later, another gorgeous babe walks up.
"You look like you need a hug," she says.

He agrees that would be nice, she gives him a great
One, and walks away.

A few minutes later, a drop-dead gorgeous girl walks
By. She stops, a sultry smile on her face and looks
Down at him.

"Mister," she says, "Have you ever been screwed?"

"No," he says with a hopeful grin.

"Well, you are now. The tide's coming in."

田鱼 发表于 2007-3-31 11:41:09

A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak performance for the race. On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile. The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat. A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action. Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing. Feeling a deeper study was in order, American management hired a Consulting Company and paid them a huge amount of money for a second opinion. After a 6-month study they advised that too many people were steering the canoe, while not enough people were rowing.

Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the one person rowing the canoe greater incentive to work harder. It was called the "Rowing Team Quality First Program," with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower. There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practice, and bonuses.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment and research. The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India.

fastjudy 发表于 2007-4-2 10:16:31

Hahaha...good Lord! The above is GOOD!!!... How true of how Americans work.... No wonder Shimano sells more than Sram...

田鱼 发表于 2007-4-4 21:38:31

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your
plane arrived yet?"
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